That day was the first T20 world cup final,
India Vs Pakistan
We 10-15 students went to our hostel warden Tyagi Sir, and asked for arranging a TV set.
He send me to electronics lab to bring that.
Then it was time for arranging the cable, he called someone to arrange that.
After 1 hr of all that setup was ready now.
In the open air, we brought some chairs from our rooms and
Match Started
India's innings
2nd over and ........ aah ....... POWER CUT.......!!!
we waited and waited and waited,,,,,,,,,,
Match was about to finish
we all were on phone calls to our friends who were sitting in their homes.
Last ball
India won
Celebrations started
We all were going mad and seniors called dholis (dhol wala)
First years were not allowed to come out of hostel after 7pm.
We all thought to go upstairs on the terrace.
While I was coming back from my room to go upstairs, Tyagi sir called me and asked what happened
Me : sir India won the world cup
Sir : hmm
then we all were on terrace playing with water and dancing, some were having noodles in their room and we were throwing noodles on each other.
Tyagi sir came
All students dispersed, some fell on each other, some were hidden in water tank and some were in the corners.
Me being unlucky was near the stairs.
My condition was :
some noodles were there on my head, some were hanging from my ears, my shirt was half open, and from head to feet I was wet.
Sir : what is going on?
Me : Sir, India won the world cup.
(had my head and face was not covered with noodles, I was almost slapped)
then I was given a long lecture and asked to go to my room.
I went to my room
In my room there were more celebrations going on,
people were dancing on loud music.
then
Knock on the door
I recently entered the room so I was near the door and opened the door.
Tyagi Sir...!!
Sir : What is going on
Me : sir India won the world cup.
then sir switched on the lights
Sir : You were there on terrace also.
Me: Yes sir
Sir : You are the same student na who was running like hell to upstairs
Me : Yes sir
Sir : You, You are the one na who brought the TV
Me : Yes sir
then I was given lot of words and warnings, and sent back to the room.
He caught just 3 students in the entire hostel in those 2 hrs
and every time it was me with a probability of (1/200 * 1/200 * 1/200)...........!!
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By AMAN BAHL
So
it was final electronics workshop practical,
I haven't attended just one workshop out of 18 in the whole year............!!!!!
So Something was there on my table.
someone told me this is CRO, and they have done all experiments on this small machine which resembles those machines, which are put beside patient's beddings in hospitals.
What the hell
I am seeing this first time....and that too in final practicals......... !!
So
examiner came,
He was an old man in sixties speaking haryanvi ...... :P
He was in Grey Shirt and black pants, one mobile hanging around his neck and one diary in his pocket.
So
I was given some paper chit on which question was written.
So
As usual I thought of some scheme
I asked the student next to me, to help me.
He came to ma seat and adjusted the screen, pushed 2-3 buttons, connected some wires, rotated some thing and somehow generated a wave.
He also warned me to just show this to examiner and he will ask 2-3 questions.
Don't reply if you don't know .....!!!!!!
After sometime examiner came to my seat and asked what this wave is, I said sir it's a sine wave.
He also said, it is flipped along the y axis like this
Correct it, till I examine the next student.
I was supposed to do this
Now I was in deep trouble,
He was staring at me while taking viva of next roll number.
I thought of being smart,
I noted down all the wire connections and carefully unplugged the wires.
Next I rotated the CRO, with all my effort.
Now it was like an inverted TV with base on top...........:P
I again skillfully made connections and generated the sine wave,
This time it was looking OK, although from backside CRO was not looking OK.... !!!! :P
Examiner......
He came and burst on me.
He was like I have burnt his newly brought laptop. ...... !!
"I am 60 years old and never seen such a student in my whole life. " and after this some more ,,,,,,,,,,,,, (I do not want to tell about my harassment on my blog :D )
He asked what was your AIEEE rank ( WTF was I back door entry ???????)
Then he gave a speech on modern India, and students like us...... :P
it was final electronics workshop practical,
I haven't attended just one workshop out of 18 in the whole year............!!!!!
So Something was there on my table.
someone told me this is CRO, and they have done all experiments on this small machine which resembles those machines, which are put beside patient's beddings in hospitals.
What the hell
I am seeing this first time....and that too in final practicals......... !!
So
examiner came,
He was an old man in sixties speaking haryanvi ...... :P
He was in Grey Shirt and black pants, one mobile hanging around his neck and one diary in his pocket.
So
I was given some paper chit on which question was written.
So
As usual I thought of some scheme
I asked the student next to me, to help me.
He came to ma seat and adjusted the screen, pushed 2-3 buttons, connected some wires, rotated some thing and somehow generated a wave.
He also warned me to just show this to examiner and he will ask 2-3 questions.
Don't reply if you don't know .....!!!!!!
After sometime examiner came to my seat and asked what this wave is, I said sir it's a sine wave.
He also said, it is flipped along the y axis like this
Correct it, till I examine the next student.
I was supposed to do this
Now I was in deep trouble,
He was staring at me while taking viva of next roll number.
I thought of being smart,
I noted down all the wire connections and carefully unplugged the wires.
Next I rotated the CRO, with all my effort.
Now it was like an inverted TV with base on top...........:P
I again skillfully made connections and generated the sine wave,
This time it was looking OK, although from backside CRO was not looking OK.... !!!! :P
Examiner......
He came and burst on me.
He was like I have burnt his newly brought laptop. ...... !!
"I am 60 years old and never seen such a student in my whole life. " and after this some more ,,,,,,,,,,,,, (I do not want to tell about my harassment on my blog :D )
He asked what was your AIEEE rank ( WTF was I back door entry ???????)
Then he gave a speech on modern India, and students like us...... :P
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By AMAN BAHL
So Final Viva for the end semester examinations,
teacher !!!!, there were young lady teachers in the computer science department !!!!
She was wearing dark green shining kurta and jeans.
teacher !!!!, there were young lady teachers in the computer science department !!!!
Madam called first five roll numbers,
aakanksha, abhinav, abhishek Ahlawat, Abhishek Chauhan, Aman Bahl
She was wearing dark green shining kurta and jeans.
I'll ask five questions to each of you, each question carries 2 marks, answer at least 2 to pass the viva.
question will be passed to next student if you won't answer.
question will be passed to next student if you won't answer.
So
She gave first question to akanksha, she took her paper and pen and started writing something
then she throw the question to
Abhinav - pass
Abhishek Ahlawat- pass
Abhishek Chauhan- pass
me - pass
Next question
Akanksha gave the answer
and as usual we all passed the next question.
So at the end of 2 questions
akanksha :4
we : 0
next quesion
akanksha - pass
abhinav - pass
abhishek - answered
abhishek Chauhan - passed
me - passed
What the Hell
3 questions passed out of 5.
one more pass, and she will throw me out.
next question
akanksha - answered
then mam asked the question, i'll not forget this in ages
question was:
"Can we pass arguments to void main()"
abhinav - no
mam gave her looks and turn to abhishek ahlawat
ahlawat - no
she turned to Abhishek Chauhan now
Abhishek Chauhan - no
Now there was blaze-fire in her eyes,
my turn
what the ****
I thought I'll answer her
she gave bad looks on "no", so I'll answer "yes".
she : yes you,
me(in thunderous voice, trying to show confidence) : yes we can
mam : good
now tell me what are arguments?
My tongue dropped in my large intestines :D
My tongue dropped in my large intestines :D
My face was red, looking at floor first then her feet(nice sandals btw :P)
She shouted : get lost all four of you
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