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Showing posts with label events. Show all posts

It will rain if you put the fan on 5

It is strange that never knew  how  we were in our childhood or what we have done at that time

the age of innocence,
the age in which we had  our own little world,
with a belief that we could  do anything
with our strangest attempts and funniest deeds

I feel myself lucky that I still remember a lot of that time.

I was in K.G. or 1st class that time (I remember this because we shifted home, when I came to 2nd standard )
It was the month of April or May.

At that time my mom always put the fan on 3 or 4 (numbers on regulator)
And when I found it hot, I always used to ask mom to put in on number 5.
But mom (lost against my insisting) said "It will rain if you put the fan on 5"
And I used to give up after this argument.


One day I came from School (they leave kids at 11am)
The room was on first floor.

Then mom went to my neighbour's house for something.
I was feeling hot and I thought i should give  it a try, let us see if rain comes or not.

I came near the door and dragged the chair, when I was climbing on that, I saw outside.
There were washed cloths on clotheslines.
As that was summer season, they were almost dried now.

I thought if it  rained , then these cloths would  be wet again, wasting all the efforts of my mom to wash them.
I dragged the chair outside below the clothesline and removeed  the first cloth, then went inside and  put that on bed, came outside, dragged the chair, removed 2nd cloth, went inside, came back again, dragged chair ......
... and after some effort I removed all the clothes.

I dragged the chair back to the room, below the switchboard.
I climbed up, rotated the regulator and
and
and
To my utter surprise I saw darkness outside
yeah
sun was gone and clouds were there.

Now I was frightened, If mom came to know about this she would  scold me. !!

I rotated it back to 4, then dragged the chair outside, below the clothesline, went inside, brought one cloth,
put that on the line, (it was very tedious as i wanted it to look the same as earlier)
i went inside, brought another cloth, dragged chair further and put it on..
................
..................
.......................
after sometime, all clothes were on the line.
then I thought they are not in the same order,
I tried to put them in position,
and while doing so I realized ... sun had appeared again from quite sometime now.

Now I was relaxed.
I went inside, climbed on the bed and I was happy with number 4 now.


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This incident has just  occured to me , I never told this to anybody, It was just in my faint memories.
Although now I am publicly sharing this ... before I forget this !!

Dinner in the shower

It was my second day of swimming.
There was coldness in the air as compared to other days.

We came back from swimming.
Suddenly Surtani came to my room inviting us to his birthday party.....:)
We got ready and left for Grasshopper (A Restaurant near the college).

We all took the open air table on the ground floor.
A cute girl came and welcomed us.

We ordered our meals and meanwhile Sanidhya started playing with his favorite toy Jasmeet............:P

Suddenly we felt the shower. ya it was drizzling.

What the hell......!!

We can't dine in shower..!!
We went upstairs, On first floor there was shed.
Tables were arranged, and we took our positions.

But drizzling was finished.
Now, it was time for heavy rains and blubber wind storms.
and more than them a POWER CUT.

Candles were brought but kept aside due to winds.
Scene was dreadful.

Then
waiters brought our fuels and we attacked the chiken, paneer and tandoori roties.

Most of the crowd accumulated on the left side of the bench.
But the other side people including me were facing the showers.

Even the heavy curtains were ready to give up, tables and benches were put there to remind their duty.
some water also accumulated on the roof. but I must admire the waiters who folded their pants and were actively serving us.

After some time
we were having water filled in our plates and curry.
chapaties were almost wet.

BUT
our apatite rose to those monster clouds. We ordered more and grazed everything to the root....... :P

I was shivering with cold. Others also felt some cold and tea was ordered.
Meanwhile raining stopped.
We all enjoyed that tea and coffee.

Then that girl cam again with the bill.
Oh we all forgot about that girl while dinner.....!!
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That eventful journey

so
2:00 pm I was in queue of 20-25 persons for buying ticket of intercity express from rtk to delhi

2:20 pm I got the ticket, but as soon as I came out of that rush, I came to know Train is late by 1 hr

i was feeling like I haven't a single drop of blood in ma body

2:25 pm took an auto-rickshaw for bus stand

2:45 reached bus stop

as soon as I stepped into the bus a voice came "rook jao nahi to wahi goli maar dunga"
i looked back no one was there
then i stepped in again and saw it was dialog of "mithun da" from some hindi movie

3:00 Bus started, but both the bus and driver were !@#$%^&*&^%$#@

i was just boiling from inside
he took 2 hrs to reach peeragarhi
and 25 minutes more to ISBT

My Train was 5:35 from New Delhi
so no metro, i took an auto-rickshaw, he was more !@#%@^$@%^@^%$@
he took 20 minutes to reach NDLS station
and look at the $!$!%%!$%! he was demanding 250 rs, although i gave just 30 :P

so it was 5:50 now, I was very much sure that i missed the train
but
i stepped up the over-bridge and heard an announcement "AP express is stopped due to chain pulling ########## please attend"

and i was, i was lucky............got ma will from hopeless.....

So I was in Train Now

My Compartment

10 persons were already there, they were militants and all were having biceps more than thighs of a normal person

most aged person out of them was having just 3 teeth, all deep yellow, one on upper jaw and two in lower. All of them were longer than 1 inch and curled inside. ........ how horrible

2 others were from kurukshetra and others from villages of haryana punjab and himachal.

till dinner they discussed relations of punjab and haryana and himachal on canals.
2 hrs of that endless topic !!!!!!!

But

One more chain pulling........................
one hyderabadi uncle joined, he was in airforce.

and they started difference between each and every thing of army and airforce.
both sides were telling their deeds !!

that strange-teethed uncle said I have 30 years of experience in army.
then blah blah blah and I slept.

Next day

8:00 am we started playing cards and it last for 4 hrs.

cant believe I played cards for 4 hrs and btw they all were master in that game, but I still managed to play very well and win most of the games !!!!!!!!! :P :D

one more chain pulling
from ma compartment
long teethed uncle was out for filing his water bottle and others puled chain

then the most amazing part
Long-teethed uncle said he has done phd on ece in 1980, then he joined army and now he is 47 years old (He was looking like 75 years old man hairs white, mustache grey even eye brows were grey)
He said in 1994 he had 60 brick kilns and he sold them at 1 crore minimum each (minimum 60 crore)
he said he has 160 acres of land in agra(minimum 30 crores)
he had some factories, some blah blah blah
He must be 1 among the 52 billionaires of India !!!!!!!!!! :D.

and then after 2 hrs he was talking to another friend of him and was saying that it is hard to have a good lifestyle and living in this monthly income !!!!!!!!!!! (he forgot that one person among those against whom he boasted is listening) :D


But in the end
I reached college by 8:15, and that is a record I think, no one comes before 9:30.......



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Humanities Lecture

I am sitting in the humanities class and just thinking to do some work related to humanities....
So i started listening to the professor. But in this class where there is much noise and most people talking to each other, i just can't do that....
But i have to do some work, so i started thinking on this noise.
But why !!!!!!!!!!
even i make noise all day in the classes.
Is this wrong to make noise in class ???
Na !!!!!!!!!!!
without this life will be hell.
I do not want to attend lecture and listen to that bullshit.
And why should i keep myself silent for those five percent people.
But !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Something is wrong, ...today i am in that five percent.
But even then why should i keep myself silent, bored.
Hmmmm so should we make noise to live our life and to get a "college stdent" tag,
or keep silence to get a tag of ideal student and nice person. Ohhhh!!! Wait...
my phone is ringing...
Ya so why we want this "college student" tag.
May be because all are doing this, they will laugh on me, BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!
even i laugh on others doing the same.
So why i laugh on others, this gives me pleasure and why not !!!!pleasure to 95% on the cost of five percent.
So it is like the win of majority, ... and this is the general rule of world that majority wins.
So is this like the same as "Nobody cares human rights of minority."
hmmmmmmmmmm .... Oh Ya......... it is
So the question is that that both minority and majority are human beings,
So why a human being is using infact abusing other human being.
Isn't this cruelty?
But how this cruelty originated.
So i started thinking on that. Let us start from very begining, where are just 2 human beings, may be some millions years ago.
Ohh !!!!! it is simple they may be fighting for resources.
So there must be a lack of resources somewhere !!!!!!!!
Ya, but how this lack originated ?
Hey resources are resources, they can be counted and hence may be their count is less than needs.
So count is always less than needs.
Question is need is more or count is less.
No !!!!! we are not greedy, count is less.
Hmmmmmmmmm but how count is less, count is just related to resources and resources are resources.
Is that mean i am greedy.
Hmmmmmmm may be
OK i am greedy.
but why i am greedy ??? Simple because you are getting less than what you want.
Ohhhh Ya !!!!!! ...........i am really getting less.
I got less marks and grades.
I should study more, and should listen to professor.

But Hey most of class is sleeping and others are silent.

I could have studied.

But now is this class is silent or is silent because noise in my mind is paused.
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