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What a loser


He saw her for the first time,
      His age was just eleventh ordinal.
             She was in his school,
       But they didn't know each other.



That time He was bashful,
         Too shy to talk to her,
                  Looking stunning in her white dress,
          She left him a sheepish admirer.



She became indispensable for his dreams,
        Or it was he the ultimate dreamer,
                 he might have beaten choppers,
         With her, Driving his gliders.



The more He think of her,
        More he was her closer,
                Even after all this in dreams,
         Reality! He never talked to her.



Years passed and months flown,
         Occasionally He glimpsed her,
                He was timidest of this world,
         Too timid to look at her.



He was liking the girl,
          This was sure and clear,
                  But He was just an average,
          She was like the beauty diviner.



Never told this to anybody,
         with a fear of being laughter,
                    But his mind always say,
         You love her, You love her.



Whole life passed like this,
        Only in dreams He proposed her,
               Now even his soul says,
         Never seen a bigger loser !!



Sushil Makkar ....... stop laughing at the name

I was in seventh class,


when I heard a new teacher has joined the school and she will be taking our science classes.

from students I got to know name is Sushil makkar,
hmmmmmmmm
By Name it seems like some 40 aged person, with mustaches or some 30 aged clean shaved person of medium height in home made sweaters.

He entered the class
Oh He was she actually !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah sushil was female !!!!!!!!!

She came and started work energy etc

Her voice was like voice coming from bamboo grove

I have to eat tons of ice and drink gallons of lemon juice to get a voice like that :P

she also cracked some jokes, and we laugh badly
hey hey hold on
we didn't laugh on her jokes, her jokes give us time to laugh at her voice !!!!!!

Very innovative she was, and as an ideal science teacher should be, she encouraged discussions.

Most amazing part
she comes near anybody and say "aur ladke, kaisa hai"

I do remember once she was correcting exam papers, I went to her..........she looked at my notebook and said "teri handwriting to achhi hai ladke" and gave 2 marks without looking at answer-sheet.

She used to slap us, and slap hard.
How!!!!!!!!!
she wave her hand into air 2 or 3 times and then suddenly "SLAPPED" !!!!!!!!!!!
it was like u see in orkut application slapster

In between we changed her name to Sushila to have some feminine name.
although some used name "pateela" :P :D

I was her favorite student, although I neither topped in class, nor in her subject. Love you mam

stupid of me




I called her six times,
        She didn’t responded
               I felt like it was,
                      For litres of my blood was drying.



My twelve ribs were broken,
        All ten fingers shivered
                Twenty one feet of my
                     Intestine was crying.



One thing amused me,
         My heart was still pumping
               I asked him, he replied,
                     And now I was jumping.



He said I am no longer,
         In your control now,
               All my four valves,
                     In her service, working



You should try once more,
        She’ll pick I am sure
             I called, she picked
                   Where I was even god was searching



My two eyes shined
       Filled with tears
            This time I too But
                     With pleasure, crying

Our sports Teacher: Amarpaal Sir

Our Sports teacher !!!!!!!!!!!!!

White Shirt, white pant, black belt, black leather shoes,one pen in pocket of shirt, light mustache(seems like some worker of political party) :P

and ya one whistle can always be seen hanging around his neck always, like it was his mangalsutra.

meet him, he is cool, calm and composed
u talk in class, he will say "beta, baate nahi karni" ..... and says so sweetly that most people swallow their tongues.
But this lasts for a few seconds, students continue their chit-chat soon.

Best were the scenes when he came as examiner in some exams.
One can go beyond 2 seats for passing schemes :P

But
In ground
hmmm
he was brutal at times
he will pick the longest green stick from some tree and slam it so hard,
after that
Symptoms will be
     1).  loss in vision for 2-3 minutes
     2). blue spots on palm
     3). uncontrollable shivering in your palm.
     4). dumbness for next 2-3 days in classes.
     5). involuntary abuses for him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He also used to dictate us in morning prayers
for attention and serenity ......... in our school "AArma", "Daksha" are used
and what he say...........
"AAkraman", " Daksha"  ............ :P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is a modest and very sweet person, love you sir :)

how do I know

I like her for sure,
         My heart says this every day.
But Do I love her,
         Still can’t say.


Coz I do not know
         Love is defined in what way
All what I observe
          My definition goes like clay


You love to care her
          Leave other thoughts away
My heart infers
          Looking ahead to convey


Haven’t seen her, haven’t met her,
         And her image is gray
Now on previous saying
          Will you still stay?


You don’t need to
          Love is October not may
For if you feel truly,
          These are just a child’s play


Hearing this, I felt relieved
          Put all thoughts in bay
Love is in the air
          All will be well, I pray

Rakesh Bhatia,,,,,teaches everything

He was our english teacher Rakesh Bhatia
and maths teacher of other section
and vedic maths teacher of senior classes :P
and simultaneously doing Phd


amazing na !!!!!!


He was having moustache on his face, strange moustache half spiral :D
his pants were always loose and he used to pull them up every five minutes


most amazing feature
guess in this line !!
studentsssssssssssss go to your classessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!


yeah he was a cheap manufacturer of 's' alphabets
one more sentence "yessssssssssss pleasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse"


He started a new mission
daily one student in class will narrate poetry or some fiction to improve our english.


First Day
Girish came and narrated some shit, we didn't listened. !!!!!
Next Day
Girish came forward with another piece of shit this time, as usual we went to sleep for that 2 minutes
Next day
Again Girish came forward with again some shit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and aaaaaaaaaah I slept again
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2 weeks passed


Next Day
Sir came to the class and started taking attendence


Girish: sir today's topic.........


Sir: SSSSSSSSSSSShut up Girisssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh


we were rolling on floor with huge laughters, even teacher was bored with him  

Your Friend

With all problems of friends,
Coming to her mind,
With genuine solutions of,
All gallant kind.




She is not a running Panther,
To put all troubles behind,
She is a dependable wall,
To make tribulations exscind.




If she is with you, you can,
Put care word as undefined,
She is there, to take your care,
Your worries now declined !!!




To help you she has,
A thousand hands inclined,
Friends are always friends,
She’ll make you remind.




She is an exigent organism,
Very rare to find,
To make a person like her,
Angles need to be refined.