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Our Music Teacher


So we entered in class 6th
shifted to boys wing outside city from co-educational wing inside city.
first day in school,,,,,,,,,,,,,how excited we were

3rd period
A 5ft tall thin person whose face was not shaved from past 15 days, beard was slightly orange in color, in shirts and faded pants without any belt entered our class. he has face like he is sleeping for years and directly came to class without even brushing his teeth.
he introduced himself as music teacher and told his name Pawan Ahuja

He then told us some points about manners and discipline and write them too on the board.
I still remember his handwriting was best I have ever seen in my life.

everybody was impressed !!!!!!!

so day ended we stepped into school buses, and seniors asked how was the first day
we said it was good
And which teacher impressed you most?
90% said Pawan Ahuja Sir

------------------A huge laughter-----------------------

who that p**wa????
his name was p**wa among seniors and soon after among us also.

so it was 1 class per week for entire 6th to 10th standard

He asked us to maintain a notebook.
we went to shops and asked for thinnest and cheapest notebook available as advised by seniors.

that notebook was our music notebook for 5 years.

First class in music room.
we entered, he made us sit on floor.
he started playing harmonium and asked us to repeat the song in choral.

we repeated 2 lines.
3rd line he said "kamar gardan seedhi, haath ghutno par"
half of the class repeated that too !!!!

then we came to know it is his pet sentence and he repeats this after every 2 lines :P

he said next time we have to write this song into our notebooks and those who will not write will be fined by 50 paisa !!!!!!!!!!!
and he said with that money of fine he will buy carpets for music room.

so far so good

Next class
most of the class was empty handed
no one was having notebook
and those who had were keeping that in bags to give company to their friends.

P**wa put his hand in his drawer and picked a 6 inch stick.
he held one end with his 2 fingers and with other end he was going to slam on our palms.
I was first roll number.
he put his maximum strength in that stick and then i realized that ya something has touched my hand !!!!!!!!

if that was slammed on his harmonium's key, I Am sure even key will refuse to go down. :)

Now came the number of big guys of our class
they were all unique samples.
one stick and they will shout like hell........m sure they didn't even feel something had touched their palm.
they produce all kinds of screams
aaaaaaaauuuuuuuch
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooo
uuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
and that too in full volume.


some were so #$%^&;*@#%  they had synchronization problems
they scream before or after stick was slammed.


some really big guys produce more funny sounds
after one stick they will shake their hand as some hot iron is put on their palms.

and this became a routine for us
notebook is still as it is as I bought :P

and buying carpets for large music room with a fine of 50 paisa per student !!!!!!!!,
it took 9 years to buy carpets.

10 comments:

rohit said...

mast yar,maja aa gya purane din yaad aa gye,thanks buddy..

Jyotsna said...

sahii....
reminded of school memories though i never got scolded from Pawan Sir... :)
in start of post, when u gave introduction of sir, i guessed of HariOm sir, coz Pawan sir used to shave when he took our classes :P
i too remember the fixed lines - "kamar gardan seedhi, haath ghutno par", but why didn't u mention of the song which we used to sing !!

AMAN BAHL said...

there were many songs, he taught us for 5 years!!!

Jyotsna said...

he taught us also from 2nd standard to 8th standard.. :P but hardly 3-4 songs were there from that thin book, i guess "swar bharti" was the name... dont remember exactly...

Jyotsna said...

Hey plz don't distort the name of teachers like this... :(
atleast have some respect... they r teachers afterall...

Unknown said...

Kudos Bro.. I guess everyone who passed out of SBS can relate to this blog.. Even I can recall one song we used to sing( shout) together from that green book and here it goes "Dharti ki shaan tu ha manu ki santaan, teri muthi mein band tuffan hai reee, manushye tu bada mahaan hai ".. :)

AMAN BAHL said...

ya I too remember "Bhool mat manushya tu bada mahan hai"........one was "Sare jaha se achha, hindostaa hamara",
one was "jaag utha hai aaj desh ka weh soya abhimaan"................
and most popular "Chandan hai is desh ki maati" :)

Unknown said...

Aman Yar Sare RAaz mat khola karr,,, Kissi ne Blog pad liya to Shiksha Bharti Khali hona shuru ho jayegaa,,,,,,
Tu Kyu ek Garib ke pet par laat mar rha hai....Bechare ka itni mushkil se Pauwe ka arangement hota tha aur tu usko bhi nazar lga rha,,,,,Its Badd Habbit,,,,

Anonymous said...

:D awesome man. Most of the things are similar in my childhood :D
Same notebook from 3rd to 9th.

But one difference our sir used to beat a lot. He had this killing look in his eyes. Used to ride a thunderbird. Flirted Chitra mam, typical male teacher kinds. :P

Anonymous said...

That " teri muthi me band toofan hai re" had altogther different connotation once we attained puberty ..#lulz ...also his gandi aadat of sending students to canteen for bringing a PARLE G ka packet :-)

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