2:00 pm I was in queue of 20-25 persons for buying ticket of intercity express from rtk to delhi
2:20 pm I got the ticket, but as soon as I came out of that rush, I came to know Train is late by 1 hr
i was feeling like I haven't a single drop of blood in ma body
2:25 pm took an auto-rickshaw for bus stand
2:45 reached bus stop
as soon as I stepped into the bus a voice came "rook jao nahi to wahi goli maar dunga"
i looked back no one was there
then i stepped in again and saw it was dialog of "mithun da" from some hindi movie
3:00 Bus started, but both the bus and driver were !@#$%^&*&^%$#@
i was just boiling from inside
he took 2 hrs to reach peeragarhi
and 25 minutes more to ISBT
My Train was 5:35 from New Delhi
so no metro, i took an auto-rickshaw, he was more !@#%@^$@%^@^%$@
he took 20 minutes to reach NDLS station
and look at the $!$!%%!$%! he was demanding 250 rs, although i gave just 30 :P
so it was 5:50 now, I was very much sure that i missed the train
but
i stepped up the over-bridge and heard an announcement "AP express is stopped due to chain pulling ########## please attend"
and i was, i was lucky............got ma will from hopeless.....
So I was in Train Now
My Compartment
10 persons were already there, they were militants and all were having biceps more than thighs of a normal person
most aged person out of them was having just 3 teeth, all deep yellow, one on upper jaw and two in lower. All of them were longer than 1 inch and curled inside. ........ how horrible
2 others were from kurukshetra and others from villages of haryana punjab and himachal.
till dinner they discussed relations of punjab and haryana and himachal on canals.
2 hrs of that endless topic !!!!!!!
But
One more chain pulling........................
one hyderabadi uncle joined, he was in airforce.
and they started difference between each and every thing of army and airforce.
both sides were telling their deeds !!
that strange-teethed uncle said I have 30 years of experience in army.
then blah blah blah and I slept.
Next day
8:00 am we started playing cards and it last for 4 hrs.
cant believe I played cards for 4 hrs and btw they all were master in that game, but I still managed to play very well and win most of the games !!!!!!!!! :P :D
one more chain pulling
from ma compartment
long teethed uncle was out for filing his water bottle and others puled chain
then the most amazing part
Long-teethed uncle said he has done phd on ece in 1980, then he joined army and now he is 47 years old (He was looking like 75 years old man hairs white, mustache grey even eye brows were grey)
He said in 1994 he had 60 brick kilns and he sold them at 1 crore minimum each (minimum 60 crore)
he said he has 160 acres of land in agra(minimum 30 crores)
he had some factories, some blah blah blah
He must be 1 among the 52 billionaires of India !!!!!!!!!! :D.
and then after 2 hrs he was talking to another friend of him and was saying that it is hard to have a good lifestyle and living in this monthly income !!!!!!!!!!! (he forgot that one person among those against whom he boasted is listening) :D
But in the end
I reached college by 8:15, and that is a record I think, no one comes before 9:30.......
7 comments:
overly dramatic.... but i knw its true :D
not sure about that long-teethed co-passenger though.. :P
Mast yaar bahl... tere saaath ye tragedies hona kab khatam hongi... :):)
Nice to read a humorous blog. Keep writing , Aman. :-)
mast hai...bahl sahab....
acha hai, bohot acha hai. :) ;)
When i was in school i used to think that only kids my age boast to catch attention, but in trains i have experienced nowadays these uncles boast like anything. Tx, Fl, Ca , Ny, La to aise bolte hain jaise roz aana jaana hoga.
Tx,Fl,Ca,Ny,La=Texas, Florida, California, New York, Los Angeles.
@shanks .......bhai tere lie books nahi la saka, time hi nahi tha :D
amazing dear ... i hope one day u will definatelly approach to chetan bhagat....!!!!!!
keep going on and hope in future such new nice journies again....!
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